Tinder Etiquette

You might be asking yourself what is Tinder etiquette for Mormons? Are there differences? The answer is no not really, maybe just weird cheesy, awkward guys/girls who really don’t know how to flirt. To experiment a couple of my friends and I (boys & girls) made Tinders, I mean how can you write a blog about Tinder and Mormons if you aren’t on Tinder? So lets just say we got some interesting pick up lines. What are these guys/girls thinking?!? The cheesier the better? These people couldn’t just go with a simple “Hey, how are you?” as which you can respond in two ways; “good,” which makes you sound like the most boring person to live or “I just got back from the gym! And now I’m just sitting here (:.” So in other words. Tinder is awkward. Even in the real world, which means for Mormons it is that much worst.

In experimenting on Tinder and really seeing what boys are saying these days to get a date. One of my favorites was, “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” Hilarious, I know. How do you even come up with these things? Another favorite was and I quote, “Have you bin eating Campbell’s chicken noodle soup kus you bin looking mmmmmm mmmmmm good (:” and yes, he spelt all of those words wrong.

So moral of the story is there is no etiquette on Mormon Tinder! Basically the weirder you are the more likely you are to get a date from someone who is looking for cheesiness!